Joke’s on you…by Google!

This week’s, now traditional, joking is going to be a bit different. It is brought to you by Google’s AI assistant. I know I wrote a post about the Assistant yesterday, my purpose is not to make this place awfully boring, but that was a more serious take, this time is definitely with no points to make whatsoever…except for some smiles.

google-assistant

Well, what did I receive from today? These:

 

-As a golfer, it is always smart to wear two pairs of pants. You know, in case you get a hole in one.

-Did you read the one about the chicken crossing the road? -It was a poultry in motion…

-How did the frog burn its tongue? – It tried to eat a firefly.

-What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?! – Close the door! I’m dressing.

–  The missing sailor was a little TOO much into swabbing the deck. I think he went overboard.

– 6:30 is the best time on the clock…hands down! 

– What kind of horses come out only after dark?! – The nightmares.

– What do you call a bear with no teeth? – A gummy bear. 

– Acupuncture is a jab well done…

– Why can’t you trust an atom? – Because they literally make up everything!

-What do you call someone who points out the obvious? – Someone who points out the obvious.

– How many teenagers does it take to screw in a  lightbulb? – …whatever! 

 – What do you get from a pampered cow? – Spoiled milk.

– Which playing cards are the best dancers? – The king and queen of clubs.

 

Were they painful for you too..? I share your feelings, they hit me hard as well! 😀

Next week will be so so much…you’ll see.

 

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