10 dirty minded jokes

I know, why wait so long?!

Truth is, there is work, animals, great weather, and uninspired 5 days, so plenty of reasons why couldn’t post. But we do now! And how…. NSFW baby! 🙂

  • 1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
    A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
  • 2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
    Beat it. We’re closed.
  • 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
    For fingering a minor.
  • 4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
    One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
  • 5. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
    He only comes
  • 6. What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
    A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
  • 7. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
    One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
  • 8. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
    Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
  • 9. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
    Because his wife died.
  • 10. What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
    There are twenty of them.

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