Monday blue? Let’s make it red…from laughing. 10 short jokes for the purpose:
A plateau is the highest form of flattery
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, “Make me one with everything.”
I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.
This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.”
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again.
Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
And you probably already figured, I couldn’t count to 10, or it was an egg in this post… 🙂