Monday blue away!

Monday blue? Let’s make it red…from laughing. 10 short jokes for the purpose:

A plateau is the highest form of flattery

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, “Make me one with everything.”

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.

This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.”

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.

I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again.

Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.

BTW: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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And you probably already figured, I couldn’t count to 10, or it was an egg in this post… 🙂

 

 

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