10 funny celebrity quotes

I wouldn’t know how that feels to be well-known and famous worldwide. If you don’t count my past Google Plus profile’s follower number. I guess that wouldn’t count.  The best explanation comes from those who definitely have experiences on the matter, and the best explanation types are with a hint of humor, sarcasm, or, like with Britney Spears, sheer dumbness. Oops…did it again!

 

“You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.” – Jay Leno

 

“Does everyone get a tape of this? I hope you do so you can see me when I’m famous and remember me as this beautiful little girl!”- Kim Kardashian

 

“I love being famous…It’s almost like being white!”- Chris Rock

 

“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”- Britney Spears

 

“There aren’t many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that’s a 24 hour job right there.”- Bill Murray

 

“You know you’re famous when theres rumors of you being gay.”- Jared Leto

 

“I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal”- Zach Galifianakis

 

“Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that’s really about it.”- Fran Drescher

 

“If you have to explain to someone you’re famous, then you’re technically not that famous.”- David Spade

 

“A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.”- Steve Martin

 

That’s like an entire course (not curse, or intercourse, or curves) on being famous. Nice thing to get wiser with a breakfast and a smile…

 

 

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