10 funny celebrity quotes

I wouldn’t know how that feels to be well-known and famous worldwide. If you don’t count my past Google Plus profile’s follower number. I guess that wouldn’t count.  The best explanation comes from those who definitely have experiences on the matter, and the best explanation types are with a hint of humor, sarcasm, or, like with Britney Spears, sheer dumbness. Oops…did it again!

 

“You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.” – Jay Leno

 

“Does everyone get a tape of this? I hope you do so you can see me when I’m famous and remember me as this beautiful little girl!”- Kim Kardashian

 

“I love being famous…It’s almost like being white!”- Chris Rock

 

“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”- Britney Spears

 

“There aren’t many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that’s a 24 hour job right there.”- Bill Murray

 

“You know you’re famous when theres rumors of you being gay.”- Jared Leto

 

“I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal”- Zach Galifianakis

 

“Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that’s really about it.”- Fran Drescher

 

“If you have to explain to someone you’re famous, then you’re technically not that famous.”- David Spade

 

“A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.”- Steve Martin

 

That’s like an entire course (not curse, or intercourse, or curves) on being famous. Nice thing to get wiser with a breakfast and a smile…

 

 

OMG, it happened!

And it should have been in the news of international outlets, as spicy Breaking News item! All over the world. The thing everyone has talked and joked about so so long, decades, if not centuries, it has been spotted:

THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD!

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However, we still don’t know why! No video footage about the remarkable event

Sadly, right now that is all what we know, as the individual caught the action could only provide above photograph. Authorities and news outlets’ reporters are searching for the delinquent; former to write a fine, latter to have an interview about his true motivations.

One day we might really figure out the mystery…until then, just keep reading serious sounding rubbish like this one here.

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Guest post of Poetry

An other great post has been sent in by Jane Love (almost wrote Jane Eyre, but she is not that old classic of course 🙂 ). Enjoy!

 

Heart Pangs

From dusk to dawn…
From stretches to yawn –
Thoughts of you race through my mind.
The very moment I sleep,
Your beautiful face starts to creep
Into a dream that I frequently find
Myself in.
For every night in it, you ride
On your way to meet me
At the church where all will see
My hands lift the veil off you, my bride.
As the priest spoke,
To focus and wait is what I tried.
But whenever I stared at you…
At your beauty – my patience broke.
When we kissed, all cried.
And those who minded were quite a few.
Now you know you’re a professional thief.
Because every night you steal my dreams
Only to stay for a period that’s too brief.
Thus leaving me shedding streams
Upon my awakening.
All because you’re no longer here, my love.
You’ve gone too soon.

The sentence

I’ll save you from yourself
From those demons of the night
They promise fame and fortune
All that you eagerly desire.
I’ll save you from yourself
From those voices calling you
Sell your soul to evil
Then you’ll be dancing forever.

 

Credits: Eric Lévi and his group ERA (Award: World Music Award for World’s Best Selling French Album)

Sentence is from the album ERA 2 from 2000. It is the 4th song out of 10 on this spectacular collection of works. Also, IMO, the last good, meaningful and quality work of the group before an inevitable downward-spiral.

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