10 funny celebrity quotes

I wouldn’t know how that feels to be well-known and famous worldwide. If you don’t count my past Google Plus profile’s follower number. I guess that wouldn’t count.  The best explanation comes from those who definitely have experiences on the matter, and the best explanation types are with a hint of humor, sarcasm, or, like with Britney Spears, sheer dumbness. Oops…did it again!


“You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.” – Jay Leno


“Does everyone get a tape of this? I hope you do so you can see me when I’m famous and remember me as this beautiful little girl!”- Kim Kardashian


“I love being famous…It’s almost like being white!”- Chris Rock


“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”- Britney Spears


“There aren’t many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that’s a 24 hour job right there.”- Bill Murray


“You know you’re famous when theres rumors of you being gay.”- Jared Leto


“I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal”- Zach Galifianakis


“Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that’s really about it.”- Fran Drescher


“If you have to explain to someone you’re famous, then you’re technically not that famous.”- David Spade


“A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.”- Steve Martin


That’s like an entire course (not curse, or intercourse, or curves) on being famous. Nice thing to get wiser with a breakfast and a smile…



The sentence

I’ll save you from yourself
From those demons of the night
They promise fame and fortune
All that you eagerly desire.
I’ll save you from yourself
From those voices calling you
Sell your soul to evil
Then you’ll be dancing forever.


Credits: Eric Lévi and his group ERA (Award: World Music Award for World’s Best Selling French Album)

Sentence is from the album ERA 2 from 2000. It is the 4th song out of 10 on this spectacular collection of works. Also, IMO, the last good, meaningful and quality work of the group before an inevitable downward-spiral.


Village Day experiences

Hello, is it me you’re looking for?

Whether it is or not, I am here. With a little colourful (note, UK spelling) report about our town’s (village’s)  Village Day, which gave yesterday for everyone the opportunity to socialize even more and know each other better. Despite the fact that everyone knows always everything about everyone else, or, it seems so.

It was a great saturday: a stage with live music, comedy, karaoke contest; cooking everywhere, on many spots outside above open fire; contests for young and old(er-,est), games, great drinks and fun colours. All that in gorgeous summer weather, around 30 C the whole day. All you could see happy people playing around, eating, baking, chatting (gossips for free!). No worries, no hurries. A place filled with joy, organised by the mayor, town hall, in collaboration literally with the entire village! Amazing.

A little photo report (mind the captions!):

Fun means different things for everyone…was painfully obvious at moments!
What goes in front…
…comes out the bottom! 😀
Well, I think the parents wondered this at first. The child friendliness of the presentation?!
The Country Oven is ON. Country Oven has been built in 2012 together with other towns, in collaboration, and opened with great ceremony.
And tasty things came out. Better presentation than the blow up lion… 🙂
Boys be boys! If it is about a fun day together, we shoot. With air guns only, of course
This is me, having fun….
…and even more now
He looks great, if I may say so myself 😀


The award winning pose! 😉
Mrs. MC VillagePeople.
One of the Country Oven’s products. Fresh, hot, delicious! Made with love….and flour, cheese, eggs, water and all. Lust some?
‘The stage is OURS’…almost literally.
Oh yes, did I say there was REAL cooking involved…
Everything everywhere for every age. That is a community really together!
You know….
‘Just checking…’- eating your food disguised as help, LOL. It’s OK, everyone cooked for everyone.

What I’ve seen and learned hereby is, great things happen when 1000+ people decide to live and not just exist together, in peace by conscious decision, and don’t give a f…feather about anything else for now.

Love and Lies

Quote of the month:

From all the poems written on the subject of unrequited love, there are so few on the pain of being the object of that affection. The truth is, Hayley, it’s not love on which the strongest foundations are built. It’s the decency of merciful lies.

Let it sink in.

klaus from originals
The vile wise, Klaus

Cover picture of this post is a courtesy of KellCandido. 

Store fun

We had a nice shopping day last saturday, and with that, we took a little time to inspect some interesting stuffs, could be (ever) great for our home, garden once.

Once the 6-digit (!!) price drops. Drops by a large margin, my goodness. Like the price of the lawn mower below. Quite pretty thing, sure, but when I saw the price label. F@!# off was my first reaction, then a laugh.

Probably it is nice to work with this item, hell comfortable for sure, and it even comes with a cupholder, but let’s just wait until it gets even more expensive. Like from nuts to insane, would sound so much better as bragging right. Lé sigh…

What do you think, would you buy such?! You like these things?!

Sailing boat…

…in a sea of love, it seems. I mean, after some administrative duties (working from home office), lied down for some nap just to wake to that I’m surrounded:

Like Noah’s ship…in small then 🙂

One, tiger Diego (I know, he grew a lot, right?!), already sleeping with me, hugging me from behind, and later from the front there comes the dog Maze asking (read: demanding) herself up to the board of this “love boat”, with a voice guaranteed one wakes up to!


This is not how it was earlier. That has been as normally would one expect, cat on entire upper level of couch, like a boss:

And cute, of course. Cute Boss, majestic and funny.

And then I think, I might occupy a piece for myself. And I should know better, I know them all! Probably I jus couldn’t care, as no matter how and what, I love them around. Sometimes, literally. Today, for example. Serenity summer, as for a title.

The waking dog
“You leave us now, we are OK”
His majesty the ButtLer 😀

Wifey was more than happy to photo this, even before I woke up to the demanding barking of aMaze the queen. Lovely family, one to be truly happy with. A smile, or 10, for every single day.